February 2012
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What's scarier than a Batsquatch??... a fucking...
Leaving the land of the mysterious and elusive as fuck Chessie we Go West! Towards the dark recesses of the cheese state, Wisconsin.
Setting my moccasins towards the town of Elksworth, and the rural Bray Road that leads to it on the search for one of North America’s more sinister cryptids… The Beast of Bray Road, or Bray Road Beast. The beast is said to be like bigfoot but with a...
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Chessie, the American and thus better version on...
Now getting the fuck out of Ohio and heading due east brings us to the shores of the Chesapeake Bay and it’s mysterious inhabitant “Chessie.” Which yes is a much better sounding name than “Nessie.”
Chesapeake Bay is the United States’ largest estuary it has over like 100 rivers and streams flowing into it so it is no small wonder that it is home to the ultra...
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The Lovelaaaannnnddd Frogmannnn or men.
Leaving Jersey and thanking The Garden State (our host) we head out towards Ohio. More specifically Loveland, Ohio which is near Cleveland….? Or east of it or well it doesn’t matter its Ohio.
We are going to encounter a creature of the likes we have yet to see, an amphibious cryptid. We are looking for none other than The Loveland Frogman. Frogman sightings stretch all the way back to...
January 2012
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The Jersey Devil... and no we aint talkin'...
We leave the Shadow of Mt. St. Helens and set our moccasins due east to the great state of New Jersey. However instead of hunting a sick ass tan we are on the lookout for the elusive Jersey Devil.
The Jersey Devil aka the Leeds Devil, or as locals call it ‘that shitty hockey team?’ inhabits one of the more sinister parts of the Garden State the southern Pine Barrens. The Devil has...
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Batsquatch( Sasquatch's shame)
Leaving behind Champ and his struggle to remain unseen we move across the map, literally, to the great pacific North West in pursuit of a lesser known Cryptid… Batsquatch, the Bat Sasquatch, or Squatchbat.
As the perfectly well adjusted and sociable locals call it, Batsquatch, is a large and unfriendly Cryptid that inhabits the evergreen state of Washington in the foothills and shadows of...
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Champ.....or Cheater? (it's Champ)
We started our journey where most great journeys end, the golden hills and sunny beaches of mother Fucking California. Where we are going now is a infamous lake that is situated on the American-Canadian border and is in parts of New York (or Naw Yawk lol :) and Vermont. We are of course visiting the grandfather of lake dwelling Cryptids in North America. Champ, Lake Champlain’s very own...
December 2011
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Ghost Deer. 'nuff said.
So this week we walk on the ‘other’ side of Cryptozology, I guess you can even say the ‘crypt’ of Cryptozology! Crypt. We do not stray far from the territory of the Trinity Alps Giant Salamander either… this week we find ourselves in the middle of the forests of Mount Eddy (nor cal represent)on the trail of the ever elusive Ghost Deer.
The Ghost Deer or Deer Ghost,...
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The Trinity Alps Giant Salamander... the beast...
I thought I would kick this crazy journey off with Cryptid that got me shit canned at the NPS (National Parks Service). It was this very description that I submitted for the 1996 traveler’s brochure for the Trinity Alps that got me in trouble in the first place… so now its all come first circle and my discoveries can finally be seen by the world at large.
You can’t spell...
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Cryptids... and myself.
Webster’s Dictionary does not define Cryptid. But in today’s society a Cryptid is an Animal that has “yet-to-be” discovered/ so called “extinct” , as the National Parks Service likes to say, animals that still live to this day. Our world is full of Cryptids all you have to do is pull back the blinders modern ‘scientists’ have placed on you open your eyes and see. My name is Kevin, and I lost...