We leave the Shadow of Mt. St. Helens and set our moccasins due east to the great state of New Jersey. However instead of hunting a sick ass tan we are on the lookout for the elusive Jersey Devil.
The Jersey Devil aka the Leeds Devil, or as locals call it ‘that shitty hockey team?’ inhabits one of the more sinister parts of the Garden State the southern Pine Barrens. The Devil has been describbed to look like a horse that is also a devil, a lot like a horse devil, so like a fucked up flying horse devil. The Devil’s origins are as fucked up as its appearance, in the early 18th century in the heart of the Pine Barrens an infamous hermit by the name of Mother Leeds was giving birth to her 13th child and during birth she chanted ‘let it be the devil’ and when the child was born it quickly transformed into this little fucked up horse and flew away. Sightings of the creature remained minimal until an explosion of sightings in 1909 brought press attention to the creature. Sightings have continued since then, reports of soldiers in forts firing on a winged creature, to stories of hunters too terrified to go back into the woods, as well as unidentified animal corpses being found on farmers land, all of these events and encounters like them have been on the rise since 1909. The Local “Devil” Hunters chapter near the Pine Barrens has reported at least 10 devil encounters since 2008, and that is only from those who have come forward about the Devil sightings countless remain in the shadows out of fear of embarrassment or shame. Are the Devil’s origins perhaps a little exaggerated? This self taught Cryptozologist would have to agree. However, dose the Devil infact exist?? I am going to have to say Yes the devil does in-fact exist. Just look at the numbers… 10 sightings in one year.. that is like almost one sighting a month, I dont understand why everyone can’t just accept these facts. Oh, wait I do know the decades long campaign of the NPS to suppress the real truth has made everyone numb. Don’t believe me? Well see what the experts say then http://njdevilhunters.com/ . Oh and then maybe this PHOTO evidence will help tip the scales.
#OldTimeyEvidence #ProofPositive #LikeAFuckedUpHorseToldYou
Looks like the shoe is on the other foot National Parks Service. Side by side photo analysis. #YouBeTheJudge #PhotosDontLie #ISeeYouDevil #Truth
Final truth nail in the lies coffin, send the corpse to the NPS headquarters, courtesy of Kevin The Squatch Watcher! #WelcomeToMyNightmare
Keep your Moccasins on off trail and your eyes open.
-Kev
The Squatch Watcher
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