- Chessie, the American and thus better version on Nessie.

February 13, 2012

Chessie, the American and thus better version on Nessie.

Now getting the fuck out of Ohio and heading due east brings us to the shores of the Chesapeake Bay and it’s mysterious inhabitant “Chessie.” Which yes is a much better sounding name than “Nessie.”

Chesapeake Bay is the United States’ largest estuary it has over like 100 rivers and streams flowing into it so it is no small wonder that it is home to the ultra bad ass Chessie. Chessie is said to be either a giant eel or an old school Zeuglodon… either way it rules the depths of the bay with an iron fist and ranges from 25-40ft long and overall does way more cool shit than Nessie ever did. Chessie’s diet consists mostly of the schools of fish that inhabit the bay, as well as the homeless from time to time. Sightiings of Chessie date back to 1943 as reported by perch fisherman Francis Klarrman who reported “A thing that rose 12ft out of the water and had a football shaped head” Francis refused to go back into the bay until the day he died. Than again just 39 years later in 1982 the creature was sighted again by a man who video taped a “brownish” something moving kind of like a snake… sounds like fucking Chessie to me. Sightings have continued all the way until 1997! So we are way overdue for the next big Chessie sighting. Those of you watchers on the east coast keep your eyes open! Chessie awaits. Also more photogrpahic evidence, shove that up your ass Steve and the rest of the NPS (National Parks Service).