- What’s scarier than a Batsquatch??… a fucking Wolfsquatch or The Beast of Bray Road.

February 19, 2012

What’s scarier than a Batsquatch??… a fucking Wolfsquatch or The Beast of Bray Road.

Leaving the land of the mysterious and elusive as fuck Chessie we Go West! Towards the dark recesses of the cheese state, Wisconsin.

Setting my moccasins towards the town of Elksworth, and the rural Bray Road that leads to it on the search for one of North America’s more sinister cryptids… The Beast of Bray Road, or Bray Road Beast. The beast is said to be like bigfoot but with a fucking wolf’s head. It can weigh from 400-700 lbs and it’s diet consists of mostly cute forest animals and unsuspecting teenage hikers. Sightings of the creature began in the 1980’s the years when Elkhorn was a getaway for young, totally not coked out, wall street execs to relax for the weekend. The first sighting came from a young hiker who reported “a half wolf half ape like creature that had to weigh between 400-700 lbs, at least.” Since then the Beast has said to inhabit the Bray Road area mainly scaring the shit out of people and being an asshole. These sorts of reports have continued all the way until the 90’s. Sightings were so prevalent that Elksworth’s mother fucking number 1 investigative journalist Linda G. wrote an expose on the creature for the prestigious Walworth county Weekly. Google that shit non believers, Linda has some words for you…. lol. So here again we have another one of the universe’s creatures forsaken by mainstream (lamestream) science.

Still not sure, well check out this PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence that not even that fucker steve and those blowhards at the NPS can dispute.